“we open at sunset.”
how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret
Fact: When you have a crush on two people of different genders, it’s a bilemma
I see less of a bilemma and more of a poly-bi-lity
(via yourlocalteenalien)
“What do you want?”
“I want… glory. And fame. And riches, riches beyond my wildest dreams. Oh, and beauty. Great beauty, the kind that inspires songs and art. I want to love and to be to loved. I want to travel the world and see all of its wonders. I want children, lots of them. All happy and healthy, of course. I want to grow old, to the ripe, old age of one hundred, and to die peacefully in my sleep. I want to be happy.”
The demon hardly suppressed a sigh. It was baffling, really, just how much these starry-eyed mortals thought they could get for the meager price of one soul. This job was tiring on its best days and utterly vexing on its worst… not to mention that the benefits left much to be desired.
But the ancient creature was nothing if not professional. A thin smile graced his lips as he rested his piercing gaze on the ignorant, blessedly ignorant human before him.
“Pick one.”
9Jedit aka 제딧 (Korean, South Korea) - 133/365 from 365 Days of Daydream, 2017 Digital Arts: Paintings
(Source: grafolio.com, via shintowitch)
I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
External imageive had this queued this march
but have y’all seen the sequel
(Source: one-little-leaf, via iwaizooms)
“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.
untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean
Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped
We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already
(via cybrile)
The five types of canon.
Canon: What actually happened.
Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.
Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.
Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.
Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.
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